Look at that fucking pool of blood
"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"
"the first disney princess to be crown—"
"the first dis—"
let’s try that again
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
George Takei is a beautiful human being.
I love George Takei!
George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style
It is the best thing
LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
3D printed out candy
it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food
I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]
He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.
HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT
fuCKING COSBY JESUS
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real