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jerkidiot:

do you think Walt Disney would like Dog with a Blog?

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thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

novium:

that lil bitch

X

growupand-blowaway:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor

idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce

shes my new grandma

perfction

Hahaha

r u laughing at my grandma punk

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how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

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theworldasiseeit-iou:

smilefranki:

dalekslovetoeatpeanutbutter:

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

I’m done, found the best post on the internet

Where was this during Halloween?!

BEST POST ON THE INTERNET

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I have started this blog in honor of the best site and the best actor in the world. Together they make magic

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obscenepromqueen:

Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)

handsdown the best version of diamonds ever yep nothing compares

She is just incredible.

mm.

tears